...it's getting The Daddler everywhere. I see right through him.
Deb called this morning to say she was going to bring lunch to The D instead of taking him out. When I gave him the phone to talk to her, he asked who it was. When I told him it was his favorite, he said thought that was me. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Still, it made me feel good.
It was grand central station around here. While Deb was here, Kiddo's dad came to help him move some things from the old house (soon to be rented, I hope). After that commotion, they hung out for a while before K headed back to Chapel Hill. In the meantime, they all watched the Carolina ball game. I played Words With Friends intermittently. Deb regaled me with her stories of the absurd. A woman who's become wealthy designing virtual hair extensions and perfume for sale on Second Life. Another woman who's also hit it rich by filling a niche in the market for weirdos who have some sort of fetish for watching a morbidly obese woman eat. She weighs 600 pounds and people send her money, ostensibly for food. She decided to close her site. She's lost 85 pounds. Crazy.
But it goes on. Deb became a Tweeter during the Casey Anthony trial. She tweeted Nancy Grace and some other legal analyst about double jeopardy. She follows Ozzy from Survivor, Joel Osteen, Dave Ramsey, Donald and Donald Jr. and Ivanka Trump. Adam Carolla. Go figure.
What's funnier, though, is that she has attracted a bevy of porn stars - Brandee, Shaina, and Easter, to name a few. They all have websites with URLs involving the following words or word fragments: Porn, Vid, Fetish, Hot, Sex, Perverted. Ok. I added that last one. Actually, Easter was quite the poetess. Here's her latest tweet: Roses are red, Violets are blue, None of our friends match, Who the f*#@ are you?
Wow. How do I submit a Pulitzer nom? Deb finally figured out how to delete these strange twits. Kiddo left for the hills. Deb left for god-forsaken Bartlett. The Carolina game ended. And now, here I sit, with my scintillating Saturday night social life stretching ahead of me. Which reminds me. Time for The D's din-din.
And more Words With Friends.
Welcome to my world!
My life's been crazy since my Daddy moved in with me immediately after my mother's death in October 2010. My one and only kiddo headed to college at Carolina at the end of August. So...I lived on my own, for the first time in my life, for a total of a blissful six weeks. Then, I started the parenting gig with my dad. He's a combination of a grouchy old man, a surly teenager and a temperamental toddler. Needless to say, I get very close to the brink of insanity sometimes. I get through life by finding the humor in difficult circumstances. And for some reason, I wind up in the weirdest situations. I couldn't make this stuff up. So I wind up having lots and lots crazy adventures which make great stories to share with my friends. Writing about my life is so therapeutic. My ramblings range from funny to sad to angry (full of cuss words) to sweet. While my focus is dealing with the trials and tribulations of being a parent to my Daddy, I have lots of random, totally unrelated posts. Whatever's on my mind. I love to make people laugh, and I'm happy to think my readers will get my strange sense of humor. And maybe, people who are in my situation will be encouraged. That's all I can hope for...