Don't Hurt Yourself

That's what FF says to me when I'm trying really hard to be clever and it's just not working. That makes me laugh. He's such a smart ass. Love that about him.

Sarcasm is a fine art. You have to use it sparingly and at just the right time, because it's best if it catches the victim off guard. What's even better is when it takes a few seconds for him to realize what you've just said.

It's important to note, though, that sarcasm can be caustic and cutting and rude. But that's a direct reflection of the user's attitude toward the object of his humor. And that's not funny in the least.

Gotta get busy, so I'll close with today's UrbanDictionary.com word (phrase) of the day. I promise you, you will not be able to read this without laughing. Here goes:

Word up, kids?
def: What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.
"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."


See. I told you so.