The Four C's

I wonder if, instead of being Cut, Color, Clarity and Carat, they should be Coerce, Compel, Conquer and Crush?

Just a thought.

P.S.  Stay tuned for my upcoming post about the electric toothbrush.  It involves another cluster-fuck at Sam's.  Is it possible to go there without a CF?

P.P.S.  Have I mentioned how much I love Amazon.com?