I Want Chocolate

For some reason, I'm jonesin' for some chocolate right now.  That doesn't happen often.  I don't have a sweet tooth.  I'm not even a major chocolate lover.  In fact, I don't keep it around.  My weakness is salt.  Pickles, olives, tomatoes (with lots of salt), chips and salsa, potato chips...

So I walk right past the candy aisle.  My only weakness is peanut butter cups.  Because there's the salty peanut butter surrounded by chocolate.  Great contrast.

Damn, I think I'll go get a spoonful of Jif right now.

Oh, that reminds me:  it's Dead Elvis Week.  We'll have peanut butter and banana sandwiches in his honor.  I won't fry them in butter.  Or maybe I will.

He and Mother were the same age.  For what that's worth...