As in Leona Helsmley. Because I've joined the ranks of Real Estate Mavens. Just this morning, I added the third rental property to my portfolio. It's been a very time-consuming endeavor, but since I have plenty of time, it's a good thing. In addition, I've been working on renting The Good House. I've had a couple great prospective tenants. Very cute, professional young couples. I've had a little trouble with the current princess tenant when it comes to trying to show/advertise it, and I hate conflict, but I'm on the verge of channeling Leona. A/K/A, the Queen of Mean.
I'll be so glad to get rid of The Princess. Especially since my rent revenue will increase 75%. Crazy, huh? No more Friends and Family Discounts here.
So, on top of managing my new real estate empire, I'm sticking with Taekwondo (skipped today, though, after getting lost in the hilly woods of Shelby Forest yesterday - soooo sore.) TKD has come in handy with Sally and Lucy. I've been using the roundhouse kick to keep them from jumping up on me with their muddy paws. I'm beginning to think Sally is the Spawn of Satan. Hound of the Baskervilles. Half pit bull. The other night, I had a nightmare involving being chased by pit bulls. She's vicious. I need to up my homeowners coverage.
Well, better run. I need to get the key at the new house - it's under the mat.
Later...

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