Welcome to my world!

My life's been crazy since my Daddy moved in with me immediately after my mother's death in October 2010. My one and only kiddo headed to college at Carolina at the end of August. So...I lived on my own, for the first time in my life, for a total of a blissful six weeks. Then, I started the parenting gig with my dad. He's a combination of a grouchy old man, a surly teenager and a temperamental toddler. Needless to say, I get very close to the brink of insanity sometimes. I get through life by finding the humor in difficult circumstances. And for some reason, I wind up in the weirdest situations. I couldn't make this stuff up. So I wind up having lots and lots crazy adventures which make great stories to share with my friends. Writing about my life is so therapeutic. My ramblings range from funny to sad to angry (full of cuss words) to sweet. While my focus is dealing with the trials and tribulations of being a parent to my Daddy, I have lots of random, totally unrelated posts. Whatever's on my mind. I love to make people laugh, and I'm happy to think my readers will get my strange sense of humor. And maybe, people who are in my situation will be encouraged. That's all I can hope for...

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Don't fuck with me

I'm in a mood.  Mad at pretty much everyone.
  • Kiddo
  • Kiddo's dad
  • Pushy realtor
  • The Daddler
  • My biz partner
  • My sick boyfriend (sick as in suffering from flu-like symptoms, not fetishism)
  • The Daddler
  • Sally the Terrible
  • Lucy the Prolific Pooper
  • Lowe's, Comcast, Office Depot, et al
  • Slow drivers, old drivers, most drivers
  • Obnoxious, sexist, piggish pony-tailed self-proclaimed siding specialists
  • Pushy realtors
  • The Daddler
  • The ferocious chihuaha next door (actually, I'm in love with him)
  • The pitiful excuse for police
  • Anyone who abuses animals or children or women
  • Cheaters
  • Liars
  • People who buy $11 worth of bing cherries ahead of me in the grocery store checkout and complain about the price as they present their SNAP (food stamp) card. Why the fuck are they buying $11 worth of cherries on the government's dime - rice, beans, velveeta - I can see, but fresh cherries?  Is there some cherry compound used to make some black market drug?  Wait.  I think Dr. Oz listed cherries as a superfood the other day.  So I'm sure the demand exceeds the supply and the price for bings has sky-rocketed.  That makes me think of the fortune I lost on Beanie Babies.  America's 1990's version of tulip mania of 1637.  Think Gordon Gekko and Wall Street.  Can't remember if it was the first or second movie.
Need a nap.  Bye.

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