Bad news first. Sally can now jump over the fence which divides the back yard in two. The good news is that she has gotten too big to squeeze through the gate from the front section to the carport (and freedom.) More good news is that she doesn't run away, unless she's following Lucy. Which is especially good since Lucy can't jump out because she has short Dachsund legs. That doesn't slow her down when she goes on the lam, though. The bad news is that, in spite of her short legs, she's a regular canine FloJo. And she's very clever. She can open any gate or door latch, unless I've stretched a bungee cord tighter than Mary Tyler Moore's face to keep it in place.
Hey. Lucy hates water, so maybe I should dig a moat around the house. It would serve a dual purpose. It would contain her and it would keep my yard from turning into a mud pit when it rains. That wouldn't help the Sally sitch, though, because she likes water - I guess that's the retriever in her. When I fill the kiddie pool, she tries to swim in it.
Maybe an electric fence is the solution. Now that I think about it, though, there's another, equally challenging problem. Sally eats anything she finds (if it's not a carrot or a pickle.) Tell me - why would someone eat a dead vole or bluejay, and not a carrot? I won't even mention dog poop, vomit, or the litter box. Which reminds me of a sickening story. One night, I conducted a bread and butter pickle blind taste test with my friend girl, Jolynna. Followed by a blind taste test of three kinds of Baskin Robbins ice-cream. For some strange reason, I threw my guts up. (No, I wasn't preggers.) I slept in JoJo's guest room, and I woke up to the sound of her Greyhound rescue - CatDog (I know) lapping up, ummm, yea. The contents of the waste can stationed next to my bed.
That reminds me. In case you haven't heard. The definition of a good friend is someone who holds your hair back when you throw up. Jolynna is a good friend. She even got a cold cloth for my forehead.
Damn. I'm digressing.
It's been a crazy day. Lots going on with my burgeoning real-estate empire. Wheelin' and dealin' and scavenging wood from curbs. I had no idea how expensive wood has gotten. I hit the jackpot, though. I found a $300 exterior door today, complete with really great hardware. The right width for what I need.
Gotta run. Duty calls...
Welcome to my world!
My life's been crazy since my Daddy moved in with me immediately after my mother's death in October 2010. My one and only kiddo headed to college at Carolina at the end of August. So...I lived on my own, for the first time in my life, for a total of a blissful six weeks. Then, I started the parenting gig with my dad. He's a combination of a grouchy old man, a surly teenager and a temperamental toddler. Needless to say, I get very close to the brink of insanity sometimes. I get through life by finding the humor in difficult circumstances. And for some reason, I wind up in the weirdest situations. I couldn't make this stuff up. So I wind up having lots and lots crazy adventures which make great stories to share with my friends. Writing about my life is so therapeutic. My ramblings range from funny to sad to angry (full of cuss words) to sweet. While my focus is dealing with the trials and tribulations of being a parent to my Daddy, I have lots of random, totally unrelated posts. Whatever's on my mind. I love to make people laugh, and I'm happy to think my readers will get my strange sense of humor. And maybe, people who are in my situation will be encouraged. That's all I can hope for...