I'm contemplating my navel. It's infected. This happens from time to time. Every couple years. It always clears up with a little dab of Neosporin. This time, though, it came back with a vengance. So, being the hypochondriac that I am, I'm certain it's MRSA and I will die from it. Just called doc to make an appointment and they said they had not one, but three appointments this afternoon. That worries me. I love her, but why is she so available? I'm sure I'll still have to wait three frickin' hours...
Doesn't matter. I probably need an antibiotic. Which is harder to get than morphine these days. If it's MRSA, I could be hospitalized. Which would be a good excuse to blow off client deadlines and responsibility for The Daddler. Maybe I could score some good pain meds, too. Gotta work this COBRA.
Am I supposed to clean my innie? I never had this problem before some idiot quack did laproscopic surgery there. Unfortunately, the statute of limitations has run out.
Ok, gotta run. Need to shower before I head to doc. Still sweaty from my run. I'll pack a bag, just in case...
WaterPik make an otic attachment (for flushing years of wax build up from the ear) for use with its tooth and gum pressure washer, which could probably be used for flushing the gunk out of your navel, perhaps everytime you brush your teeth. Remember, a clean navel is a happy navel!
ReplyDeleteIt's really quite simple:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button
Golly, I had no idea there was a proper way to clean a belly button. A special spray for it, too. My poor, neglected navel. What did we do before WikiHow?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip about the WaterPik, Dude. Are there any other special attachments for it? Sounds like it could be life changing!