Welcome to my world!

My life's been crazy since my Daddy moved in with me immediately after my mother's death in October 2010. My one and only kiddo headed to college at Carolina at the end of August. So...I lived on my own, for the first time in my life, for a total of a blissful six weeks. Then, I started the parenting gig with my dad. He's a combination of a grouchy old man, a surly teenager and a temperamental toddler. Needless to say, I get very close to the brink of insanity sometimes. I get through life by finding the humor in difficult circumstances. And for some reason, I wind up in the weirdest situations. I couldn't make this stuff up. So I wind up having lots and lots crazy adventures which make great stories to share with my friends. Writing about my life is so therapeutic. My ramblings range from funny to sad to angry (full of cuss words) to sweet. While my focus is dealing with the trials and tribulations of being a parent to my Daddy, I have lots of random, totally unrelated posts. Whatever's on my mind. I love to make people laugh, and I'm happy to think my readers will get my strange sense of humor. And maybe, people who are in my situation will be encouraged. That's all I can hope for...

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Don't Hurt Yourself

That's what FF says to me when I'm trying really hard to be clever and it's just not working. That makes me laugh. He's such a smart ass. Love that about him.

Sarcasm is a fine art. You have to use it sparingly and at just the right time, because it's best if it catches the victim off guard. What's even better is when it takes a few seconds for him to realize what you've just said.

It's important to note, though, that sarcasm can be caustic and cutting and rude. But that's a direct reflection of the user's attitude toward the object of his humor. And that's not funny in the least.

Gotta get busy, so I'll close with today's UrbanDictionary.com word (phrase) of the day. I promise you, you will not be able to read this without laughing. Here goes:

Word up, kids?
def: What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.
"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."

See. I told you so.

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